In plain english
Well… if it wasn’t obvious, this site is a set of experiences and opinions, written primarily for entertainment purposes. It should not be construed as financial advice. I am not your financial advisor… heck, I’m not anyone’s financial advisor. I’m just someone who has done things, and written about them. Please consult a financial advisor or legal professional to understand the details of your specific situation.
Now on to the legalese…
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